Please, don’t ask about my life or my blog or me because you don’t want to know. I warned you.
BOOKS. OMIGOSH BOOKS. If you’re here for anything else apart from books then, SHOO. Oh wait, you’re here for the ice cream? Well, this is fun…
Hi, I’m Ilsa. Well, I’m also fabulous, a bookworm, a massive fan of Icecream but let’s just go by my incredibly smol pen name: ilsa.look how nice that looks in lowercase. Anyways, if you’re here about me, then let me share.
I like devouring books a lot. Sometimes I stroke them or smell them and I read them a lot too. I try and take shelfies with them but that fails because who knows how to take photos?That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. Also, my bookshelf is incredibly small so I’m doomed. I also like writing but I’m kind of horrible at it so I’ll just fail again. I would love to be a published author because hey writing is sometimes fun??? I think it blossomed from my love for stationery (I might be addicted, who knows). I’m super indecisive like I can’t even settle-on-one-handwriting indecisive. It’s becoming a problem.
Aside from all things words…Potatoes are so much fun and so are marshmallows but Ice cream tops them all. I tend to murder my caps lock key and then bring it back to life because that’s loads of fun, you should try it. I also am learning German currently (prost!) and I like to code, but really I am an undercover geek. I’d like to be an evil mastermind, but haven’t quite conquered it yet. My plans are to have two chairs: one for me and one for my evilness.
My blog is basically just a place where I attempt to make you laugh and fail. In return for your eyeballs’ effort, I give you virtual ice cream which is nowhere near the awesomeness of real ice cream. It’ll have to do though because I can’t give you real ice cream because I sharing is scary. If you’re lucky, I’ll share my precious thoughts on books and give you some hopefully wonderful discussions and bookish posts.